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Perhaps the only thing more irritating than listening to a bunch of minimalists brag about how little they own is listening to a bunch of rich people talk about how they’re emotionally tortured by their possessions—and of course “possessions” include babies, which are also a tremendous source of guilt and inconvenience and are even referred to as “it” instead of “he” or “she.” I look forward to seeing how this new generation of “its” adjusts to the resentment heaped upon them by their parents, bitter about having been forced to cope with the “awful” world of disposable diapers and distasteful packaging.
