Aug
15th
Fri
15th
- aniero: lol wtf @ spam: msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Batman
- cylence: LOL, huh?
- aniero: that's the title
- cylence: that is awesome
- mattly: Batman and Jesus
- mattly: who needs Robin?
- cylence: mattly: I was thinking Jesus VERSUS Batman
- mattly: hm
- mattly: i dunno, could work with the new direction
- cylence: Jesus would mow Batman down with his heat ray
- cylence: easy
- mattly: no, see, jesus is this troubled psychopath who thinks he's the son of god
- cylence: LMAO, horrible
- mattly: and instead of "turning the other cheek" he "turns the other knob on the bomb"
- cylence: HAHA!
- aniero: mattly: newly saved, batman becomes the white knight
- aniero: mattly: instead of speaking in a low growl, he speaks in tongues!
- cylence: I'm absolutely throwing in that requested funding right now! this is going to be a classic, I can feel it
- aniero: mattly: and he eschews the dark, moving his bat-cave to a well-lit glass structure in the sunshine
- cylence: aniero: hmm, I think we might be getting into superman's territory now... I suppose as long as the well-lit glass structure isn't cold inside. It isn't cold, is it?
- mattly: not "the white knight", "the light knight"
- aniero: mattly: yess, good call
- mattly: cylence: no, god's love is warm
- cylence: ah, right, of course. then I think it would work
